Rubberbandits – Horse Outside

Förlåt om det blir två youtubeklipp på rad här, men jag kan inte låta bli. Hittade den här låten när jag surfade in och kollade vilka låtar som var populärast på iTunes topplistor i dom olika länderna och jag kunde inte låta bli att skratta när en låt med den titeln låg etta på irländska listan

Ni förstår nog inte humorn förrän ni suttit på bussen här i Dublin och blivit omsprungen av en gympaoverallsklädd så kallad knacker. Det är såna människor som bor i dom värre områdena av Dublin (typ Finglas), rider på hästar istället för att kör bil, rånar folk med golfklubbor och har exakt likadana frisyrer.

Men förstår ni hur det ser ut här så är låten fortfarande kass. Men texten är fantastisk

[quote]I'm at Amanda's weddin, In a church on Thomas Street
I'm lookin at a bridesmaid, and she lookin back at me
And when the service ends, ask her if she wants a lift
back to the hotel, anything goeS, well finger and a shift
She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy, and he offered me a spin
Enda have a Honda, so I might just go with him
and Darren Gibney said he bring me in his Subaru
so what the fuck would make you think I'd wanna go with you

I said Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
if you're lookin for a ride I've got a horse outside
She said I don't believe ya
I said it's fuckin true
I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992
I don't need insurance, I don't need no parkin space
and if you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face
I don't pay no tax, fuck NCT
you'll arrive in style if you ride with me
and the boys are walkin over, jinglin their keys
I look the fuckers up and down and give them one of these

I said Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
if you're lookin for a ride I've a horse outside

Giddy up now baby, bless my soul
I rode the fucker round a field back since he was a foal
He runs a bit like Shergar, and he jumps like Tír na nÓg
He looks like Billy Piper after half an ounce of coke
and the boys are lookin jealous, as I lead yer one away
and just before I close the door I look at her and say
Would you be my girl, and she says I will of course
if ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse
ya!

Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
if you're lookin for a ride I've a horse outside[/quote]