• Humor,  Musik

    Bowlar för att få soppa


    Jag kan ha världshistoriens sämsta humor, men enligt mig är den här låten fantastiskt rolig, nästan lite genial :i

    [quote]
    Her name is Wena
    Hey have you seen her
    Everyone says she\'s amazing
    She gets so jealous
    She sticks her head up
    When i\'m checking out the ladies

    And she needs so much attention
    She\'s always hanging around

    My Wena is lonely tonight
    (my Wena)
    She cries when i turn out the light
    (my Wena)
    She\'s only happy when i\'m holding her tight
    Oh, my Wena
    Take a look at my Wena

    My little Wena
    Queen of the scene
    And all the girls wanna be around her
    Her skin is so soft
    I can\'t keep my hands off
    Ever since the day i found her

    And she\'ll make your heart beat faster
    With the wink of an eye

    My Wena is lonely tonight
    (my Wena)
    She cries when i turn out the light
    (my Wena)
    She\'s only happy when i\'m holding her tight
    Oh, my Wena
    Have you seen my Wena
    Get a load of my

    Sometimes she can\'t sleep at night
    And i wake up and she\'s just a looking at me
    And she snuggles so tight
    When it\'s cold outside
    She likes to show off
    When we\'re walking the beach
    And she\'s always up for going extra innings
    And she\'s a sucker for a happy ending
    And we may not always agree
    But she\'s always here with me

    My Wena is lonely tonight
    She cries when i turn out the light
    She\'s only happy when i\'m holding her tight
    Oh, my Wena
    Take a look at my Wena

    My Wena is lonely tonight
    (my beautiful Wena)
    She cries when i turn out the light
    (she wants to get her dream)
    She\'s only happy when i\'m holding her tight
    Oh, my Wena
    My wonderful Wena

    [/quote]

  • Humor

    Svenska Akademiens ordbok

    Jag undersökte precis vad definitionen för en ”sport” är. Sökte på SAOB och hittade följande under ”sport”:

    Dessa sporter (dvs. boxning, ishockey m. m.) gillar kvinnan därför att de är lättfattliga

    Jag tycker det är asroligt :i Citatet var tydligen från 1951, men kom igen… Har någon kvinna i världshistorien någonsin förstått sig på offsideregeln i fotboll? :i