• CV

    CV

    [spoiler title=Name: Michael Kaustinen]
    Who is this guy?
    I am a 25 year old man who currently is living in Dublin. At the moment I am working as a break-fix technician/web developer at IBMs support office in Ballycoolin but I am looking for a new opportunity to develop my own career.
    I have worked for IBM for exactly two years today and I feel like I am not being allowed to proceed forward the way I want to inside of the company so I am looking for other ways to do it.

    What is my availability?
    I will be available within three to four weeks from the day we agree on a contract

    What is my preferred working location?
    Does not matter. I have moved to a new country once and I can do it again. Give me the right job and I will move without hesitating.
    [/spoiler]

    [spoiler title=Why me Why me?]Advantages
    First of all you do want a normal guy that is easy to work with. That is me.
    And of course you want someone with great skills in both MySQL, PHP, XHTML, CSS, JavaScript and jQuery. I have it all. On top of that I am very flexible, I like to completely dive in to new projects head first and live with them until they are done. Developing is my passion and I look forward to working close with you to be able to develop that passion even further.

    AdvantagesSkills
    But if I would grade my own skills in a way that is easy to understand it would look something like this:

    xHTML: xHTMLBar 92%
    CSS: xHTMLBar 92%
    JavaScript: __ JavaScriptBar 95%
    jQuery: jQueryBar 95%
    PHP: PHPBar 90%
    MySQL: xHTMLBar 90%
    VBScript: xHTMLBar 95%

    [/spoiler]

    [spoiler title=Portfolio: Every man needs a portfolio]
    The Ticket Template Tool The Ticket Template Tool (2011, still under development)

    My current project at work is a ticket template tool for the helpdesk that are sitting beneath me. Since they send a lot of plain stupid tickets without vital information I got tired of having to send feedback and complain about them not doing their job correctly so I started the development of this tool instead.
    What it does is that when the users calls in the agents logs their information in the top of the page, and after that they select a template for what the problem is. They follow the instructions and then they are allowed to send the on if it still does not work.

    The page is built up of a MySQL database from where I get the information using PHP. To present the information I then run several Ajax requests using jQuery to get the data from the PHP script and on to the webpage.
    It also has a built in function for logging the tickets automatically in IBMs (really old) system via VBScript, so therefore the script is almost only used in Internet Explorer when run at work. But everything should work just fine in any browser, even though I really did not get enough time to perfect the design of everything the entire functionality should be running just fine.
    Minor bugs might still occur since the thing is not 100% done, but feel free to have a look at it: The ticket template tool (Username: test, password: letmein)

    Kausti.com Kausti.com (2008 – today)
    My biggest, still ongoing, project is this blog. I have built it from scratch and it is based on a MySQL database that I use PHP to fetch information from. The information is then presented using xHTML, CSS, Javascript and JQuery. The USA inspired design came to life because of my road trip through USA this summer and I really have not had the time to change it since then.

    I have implemented a function to point to a map from Google Maps Show on map that shows all my posts based on where they were written, I have implemented the function to reload only the content div without having to reload the whole page if you want to read another post, I have implemented embedded Youtube videos

    , I have of course implemented a function to link to songs (spf) on Spotify and I have overall tried to make the experience of visiting my blog as easy as possible.

    I also have a fully working content management system running in the background where previews of the posts can be done before actually posting them, where you can add BBCode to the text and I also have implemented a script for uploading images without having to reload the page. A demo of how to upload images can be found here: demo.
    I also have implemented a script for sending MMS from my mobile phone directly to the blog. It took me forever and the end result can be viewed under the category MMS.

    Of course I am willing to demonstrate anything you might want to see when we meet. Almost everything here is made from scratch so just ask me what you would like to know more about and I will explain it to you and also show you the code behind it.

    Bokaliverpool.com Bokaliverpool.com (2010)

    A homepage I made for a friend who just wanted a small webpage where he could arrange bookings for his company that sells Liverpool tickets. I got like 50 euros for the page and I was just glad to get the whole thing done as fast as I did.
    Somehow he has managed to get loads of customers even though the webpage looks like something from the Nineties and he is actually working with that full time…
    Well, the page is just basically a really simple PHP script where the users can send emails to the company and from there on they (my friend) handles the bookings via email. The pages are switched using jQuery for the slide effect and that is about it. No database, no nothing. It did not take me long to do it but he was more than happy with it, and what is it you say? ”The customer is always right”.

    My own start page My own start page (2008)

    My start page was made since I wanted a page that automatically collected all the information I usually check when I start up the computer in the mornings. It fetches swedish TV-programs by loading a php-file with jQuery that fetches the program information from a supplier, saves the new program data in a database and then displays it.
    The start page also reads a RSS flow from a swedish forum and some news from my favorite newspapers and then displays it.

    iREBoT iREBoT

    One of my latest creations is a .hta-script that made it possible to automate about 20-30% of my work load at IBM.
    The script can read information from a copied ticket, sort that information, create a computer in Active Directory, add the computer as a member of software groups in Active Directory if needed and then automatically send the user an email from our group mail in Lotus Notes telling the onsite support that his new computer is created and that they can go out to the customer and setup the computer for him.
    The only thing we need to do now is copy the whole ticket, paste it in the textarea, press the button and wait for 2-3 seconds and then it is done. It used to take about 4-5 minutes to do it manually.
    A demo of iREBoT with a slightly modified source code is available for testing, even though you are only going to be able to try the local admin part of the script.

    Balance checker for AIB.ie Balance checker for AIB.ie
    A small vbs-script that checks how much money you have left on your bank account. Put in your PAC and your last four digits of the phone number registered with AIB and it checks it automatically. It basically logs in to AIBs personal banking page, reads the transaction token, logs you in, reads the new transaction token, reads what digits is needed, gets those from the PAC you put in and then logs you in, gets the balance from your first account and the presents it. I just did it so that I could learn how to login and read information from a webpage since I will use that in another project at work later on.
    The code for the script can be found here.

    Hand history converter Hand history converter

    Another small project I have built is my parser for a poker forum named Pokerforum.nu. What it basically does is takes a poker hand

    Seat 3: zillen (44.36)
    Seat 4: kausti (151.30)
    Seat 1: sture445 (32.41)
    Seat 2: Johnny40 (183.52)
    Seat 5: TAGLAG (314.03)
    zillen posts the big blind of 1.00
    Johnny40 posts the small blind of 0.50
    sture445 is the button
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to kausti [As Qs]
    kausti raises 4.00
    TAGLAG folds
    sture445 folds
    Johnny40 raises 13.00
    zillen folds
    kausti calls 13.00
    *** FLOP *** [7d Qd 4s]
    Johnny40 bets 27.00
    kausti calls 27.00
    *** TURN *** [7d Qd 4s] [7s]
    Johnny40 goes all-in with 143.52
    kausti goes all-in with 111.30
    *** RIVER *** [7d Qd 4s 7s] [Kc]
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 296.02 | Rake 7.58
    Board: [7d Qd 4s 7s Kc]
    kausti won (0.00), mucks
    sture445 won (0.00), mucks
    Johnny40 won (296.02), showed [Jh Kd]
    zillen won (0.00), mucks
    TAGLAG won (0.00), mucks
    and after you have put in your username it adds BBCode tags to the data which in the long run makes the hand history a lot easier to read: [poker=Kausti]Seat 3: zillen (44.36)

    Seat 4: kausti (151.30)

    Seat 1: sture445 (32.41)

    Seat 2: Johnny40 (183.52)

    Seat 5: TAGLAG (314.03)

    zillen posts the big blind of 1.00

    Johnny40 posts the small blind of 0.50

    sture445 is the button

    *** HOLE CARDS ***

    Dealt to kausti [As Qs]

    kausti raises 4.00

    TAGLAG folds

    sture445 folds

    Johnny40 raises 13.00

    zillen folds

    kausti calls 13.00

    *** FLOP *** [7d Qd 4s]

    Johnny40 bets 27.00

    kausti calls 27.00

    *** TURN *** [7d Qd 4s] [7s]

    Johnny40 goes all-in with 143.52

    kausti goes all-in with 111.30

    *** RIVER *** [7d Qd 4s 7s] [Kc]

    *** SUMMARY ***

    Total pot 296.02 | Rake 7.58

    Board: [7d Qd 4s 7s Kc]

    kausti won (0.00), mucks

    sture445 won (0.00), mucks

    Johnny40 won (296.02), showed [Jh Kd]

    zillen won (0.00), mucks

    TAGLAG won (0.00), mucks [/poker]
    [/spoiler]

    [spoiler title=Past and present work experience Past and present work experience]
    Web developer: Web developer, IBM/Manpower
    29th of April 2011 – Today
    I work part time as responsible for maintaining the intranet pages on IBMs private network for the office in Ballycoolin. It has mostly come to evolve around tasks like creating new users for different pages, errortracking when pages do not work as they should and not so much towards developing the pages.
    I also have been creating a couple of VBScripts to automate a couple of tasks at work recently.

    Break fix technician: Break fix technician, IBM/Manpower
    10th of January 2011 – Today
    As a break fix technician I work with solving the problems that the first line support can not solve. It can be everything from problems with Access databases and Active Directory related issues to users having problems with accessing their own mailbox. Pushmail seems to be the new thing nowdays so I get to solve a lot of tickets regarding that as well.

    First line support: First line support, IBM/Manpower
    5th of December 2009 ? 10th of January 2011
    I did almost everything you can do there. I was a quality analyst that made sure that the quality of the tickets was maintained at a high level, I trained newhires and helped get the started with their new job, I was a backup dispatcher who dispatched tickets to the agents based on their skill and I also took a lot of calls during my time there.
    The problems users had there was the same as I solve today but there was a lot more password resets and we had to average a talk time of 7 minutes per call which made it hard to solve the really hard problems. If we did not have the time to do that we sent the tickets to the second line support and they would handle it.
    [/spoiler]

    [spoiler title=Education Education]
    Internet and WWW Internet and WWW, Undergraduate Level 1 2006
    Basic introduction to xHTML, CSS, typography, usability, navigation and other small things related to web development.

    Communication and Group Dynamics in System Development Projects Communication and Group Dynamics in System Development Projects 2005
    We got to learn how communication between humans works, how a group is affected when people has trouble working together, how to solve disputes within a group and other soft skills like how to give feedback.

    Business- and Systems Development Business- and Systems Development – Undergraduate Level 2005
    We learned how to analyze a data flow in a company, to understand that a model of a company never can be perfect but the target is to get it as close to perfect as possible. We got to learn how to structure a information system before starting the construction of it. The more planning before starting to build it the more likely the project is to be successful.

    Business Systems and System Maintenance Business Systems and System Maintenance – Undergraduate Level 2007
    Understanding the importance of how to structure business systems, the importance of clarifying and sorting out responsibilities within the systems before implementing them. We also got to learn how much of a business systems budget that the development and the maintenance of the system costs. A lot of the information in this course seemed to be based on the fact that the world is perfect and that everybody knows what they want and how it should work before contacting the developer. From what I have seen working at IBM I can say that things rarely work that way…

    Internet and WWW Media, Information Technology and Design – Undergraduate Level 2006
    Basic introduction to Adobe Photoshop, how colors cooperate, introduction to using Adobe Dreamweaver and how to create simple Flash banners.
    [/spoiler]

    [spoiler title=Agree So you think I seem interesting?]Exciting!
    Since you made it this far I can see that you at least find me somehow interesting. Here is my contact information:

    Name Michael Kaustinen

    Email hireme@kausti.com

    Phone number 086 666 64 43

    Adress 11 Waterville Row
    Blanchardstown
    Dublin 15

    Date of birth 6th of April 1986
    [/spoiler]

  • Fantastiskt,  Fascinerande

    Das experiment: Coca Cola vs Cola Zero vs Diet Coke


    Så har man äntligen uppnåt någonting vettigt på jobbet. Efter många sekunders planering fick vi äntligen tummen ur och kunde avgöra mänsklighetens kanske största fråga: Är det egentligen någon skillnad på Coca Cola, Cola Zero och Diet Coke?
    Spänningen var påtaglig när mina tre euro plötsligt förvandlades till tre burkar med det svarta guldet och vi satte oss till bords med tre plastmuggar var.

    Deltagare i detta mycket vetenskapliga test var följande:

    Jonas Spiris

    Gängets kanske största modeguru som sätter fler trender per år än vad en litauisk trebarnsmamma gör. Han är så stor inom modevärlden att vissa säger att hans vikt uppgår till tressiffrigt. Har försökt banta sig i form med hjälp av alkoholfri öl tidigare och är nu sugen på att prova lightläskdieten.

    Styrkor:
    Storleken (killen skulle kunna hinka i sig hela Coca Colas årsförbrukning på en kvart om han bara hade lust)
    Första intrycket (har gått en gentlemannakurs i Norge och ses nu av precis alla IBMs damer som 2000-talets Don Juan)

    Svagheter:
    Är kass på NHL 12
    Kan inte stava till sitt eget efternamn (stavade sitt efternamn som Persson” när han skulle åka hem till Sverige sist :i )

    Johannes Karlsson

    Testkanin nummer två är killen med IBMs kanske coolaste profilbild på Facebook. Herr Karlssons starkaste attribut är att han är snålare än Ingvar Kamprad och han känns som att han kan vara en blivande svensk statsminister.

    Styrkor:
    Spelar en ohygglig mängd datorspel per vecka (alla vet att folk som spelar datorspel dricker mycket cola)
    Fysiken (den enda killen i testpanelen som faktiskt tränar på gym. Spiris närvarar visserligen också han på gymmet, men han sitter bara på en bänk och dricker proteindrinkar)

    Svagheter:
    Är från Kalmar (det är knappt någon som förstår vad han säger…)

    Kim Norberg

    Testets sista deltagare är mannen som på fritiden bland annat står och köar i timmar för att få träffa en okänd Youtube-kändis, och när han inte gör det raggar han på New York-damer med framgångsrikt resultat. Kan sitt IBM-konto utantill, dricker bara deras öl och kan det kontots alla intranätetnyheter utantill redan innan dom publicerats.

    Styrkor:
    Aptiten (Äter som en snel hest travar)
    Är van vid kolsyrade drycker (dricker öl som vi dödliga dricker vatten)

    Svagheter:
    Längden (kommer kolsyran avdunsta innan han hinner transportera colan från bordet till munnen?)

    Kausti

    Mannen, myten, legenden. Mannen som har allt och lite till, som uppskattningsvis har hällt i sig 1 500 liter Cola under sin livstid och den enda vettiga efterträdaren till IBMs VD. Är även självutnämnd colaexpert och vetenskapsman och han står även som ansvarig för dagens test.

    Styrkor:
    Ödmjukheten (ingen ytterliggare förklaring behövs)
    Rutinen (har druckit cola mer än halva sitt liv)

    Svagheter:
    Nej

    Testet
    Testet gick alltså ut på att testkaninen, i första omgången Spiris, fick vända sig bort samtidigt som vi hällde upp tre muggar med en colasort var i, och sen fick testkaninen smaka och avgöra vilken sort som var vilken.
    Spiris gjorde som alltid sitt allra bästa och hade därför totalfel på absolut alla sorter. Noll av tre för honom alltså.
    In i handlingen klev sen Johannes som mäktade med det mycket imponerande resultatet att få full pott. Alla rätt och stensäker som få. Mycket datorspelande i den kroppen.
    Näst på tur var sen New York-raggaren Kim som lyckades pricka den vanliga Colan men sen inte kunde skilja på Cola Zero och Diet Coke. Ett av tre rätt för honom då alltså.
    Sist ut var sen the crazy scientist himself, Kausti, som efter första provsmakningen var helt ställd. ”Alla sorterna smakar ju skit!” var hans första kommentar. Efter ytterliggare lite testsmakande kom han fram till att två av sorterna smakade ännu mer eländigt än den sista sorten, och på så vis kunde han utläsa att den som smakade minst prutt alltså var den vanliga colan. Efter ytterliggare lite finsmakande och luktande kunde han sen konstatera att den hemskaste sörjan var Diet Coke och den näst hemskaste var Coke Zero.
    Överlag var dock förvåningen ganska stor – all cola smakade ju verkligen bajs när man drack den och kände efter hur det egentligen smakade. Men å andra sidan är det ganska sällan man gör det, oftast hinkar man ju bara i sig vätskan och käkar nåt till.

    Skillnaderna
    Vanlig cola smakar småskummigt med en lagom nyanserad söt eftersmak. Diet Coke smakar lite mer syrligt när man dricker det samtidigt som eftersmaken smakar som diskmedel uppskummat i vatten. Cola Zero smakar neutralare hela vägen igenom, skummar inte så mycket i munnen och har ingen syrlig/söt eftersmak. Där blir eftersmaken lite som vatten – det blir inte så mycket mer än att man dricker den.

    Resultatet
    En sak kan snabbt konstateras: har man nån slags hjärnaktivitet så känner man skillnad på Cola Zero, Diet Coke och vanlig Coca Cola vid ett smaktest. Men om man däremot äter någonting till så blir smakskillnaden plötsligt mycket mindre, även om den nog går att känna lite smått.

    Slutsatsen
    Kan man då känna skillnad på dom olika colasorterna? Svaret är helt klart ja, skillnaden mellan vanlig cola och Diet/Zero känns ganska klart, skillnaden mellan Zero och Diet är mindre men ändå helt klart kännbar. ”