Musik

  • Humor,  Musik,  Youtube

    Rubberbandits – Horse Outside

    Förlåt om det blir två youtubeklipp på rad här, men jag kan inte låta bli. Hittade den här låten när jag surfade in och kollade vilka låtar som var populärast på iTunes topplistor i dom olika länderna och jag kunde inte låta bli att skratta när en låt med den titeln låg etta på irländska listan :i

    Ni förstår nog inte humorn förrän ni suttit på bussen här i Dublin och blivit omsprungen av en gympaoverallsklädd så kallad knacker. Det är såna människor som bor i dom värre områdena av Dublin (typ Finglas), rider på hästar istället för att kör bil, rånar folk med golfklubbor och har exakt likadana frisyrer.

    Men förstår ni hur det ser ut här så är låten fortfarande kass. Men texten är fantastisk :i


    [quote]I'm at Amanda's weddin, In a church on Thomas Street
    I'm lookin at a bridesmaid, and she lookin back at me
    And when the service ends, ask her if she wants a lift
    back to the hotel, anything goeS, well finger and a shift
    She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy, and he offered me a spin
    Enda have a Honda, so I might just go with him
    and Darren Gibney said he bring me in his Subaru
    so what the fuck would make you think I'd wanna go with you

    I said Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
    fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
    and fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
    if you're lookin for a ride I've got a horse outside
    She said I don't believe ya
    I said it's fuckin true
    I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992
    I don't need insurance, I don't need no parkin space
    and if you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face
    I don't pay no tax, fuck NCT
    you'll arrive in style if you ride with me
    and the boys are walkin over, jinglin their keys
    I look the fuckers up and down and give them one of these

    I said Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
    fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
    and fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
    if you're lookin for a ride I've a horse outside

    Giddy up now baby, bless my soul
    I rode the fucker round a field back since he was a foal
    He runs a bit like Shergar, and he jumps like Tír na nÓg
    He looks like Billy Piper after half an ounce of coke
    and the boys are lookin jealous, as I lead yer one away
    and just before I close the door I look at her and say
    Would you be my girl, and she says I will of course
    if ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse
    ya!

    Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
    fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
    and fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
    if you're lookin for a ride I've a horse outside[/quote]

  • Fantastiskt,  Musik,  Youtube

    Cee Lo Green – Fuck You


    [quote] (spf)
    I see you driving 'round town
    With the girl i love and i'm like,
    Fuck you!
    Oo, oo, ooo
    I guess the change in my pocket
    Wasn't enough i'm like,
    Fuck you!
    And fuck her too!
    I said, if i was richer, i'd still be with ya
    Ha, now ain't that some shit? (ain't that some shit?)
    And although there's pain in my chest
    I still wish you the best with a…
    Fuck you!
    Oo, oo, ooo

    Yeah i'm sorry, i can't afford a ferrari,
    But that don't mean i can't get you there.
    I guess he's an xbox and i'm more atari,
    But the way you play your game ain't fair.

    I picture the fool that falls in love with you
    (oh shit she's a gold digger)
    Well
    (just thought you should know nigga)
    Ooooooh
    I've got some news for you
    Yeah go run and tell your little boyfriend

    I see you driving 'round town
    With the girl i love and i'm like,
    Fuck you!
    Oo, oo, ooo
    I guess the change in my pocket
    Wasn't enough i'm like,
    Fuck you!
    And fuck her too!
    I said, if i was richer, i'd still be with ya
    Ha, now ain't that some shit? (ain't that some shit?)
    And although there's pain in my chest
    I still wish you the best with a…
    Fuck you!
    Oo, oo, ooo

    Now i know, that i had to borrow,
    Beg and steal and lie and cheat.
    Trying to keep ya, trying to please ya.
    'Cause being in love with you ass ain't cheap.

    I picture the fool that falls in love with you
    (oh shit she's a gold digger)
    Well
    (just thought you should know nigga)
    Ooooooh
    I've got some news for you
    i really hate yo ass right now

    I see you driving 'round town
    With the girl i love and i'm like,
    Fuck you!
    Oo, oo, ooo
    I guess the change in my pocket
    Wasn't enough i'm like,
    Fuck you!
    And fuck her too!
    I said, if i was richer, i'd still be with ya
    Ha, now ain't that some shit? (ain't that some shit?)
    And although there's pain in my chest
    I still wish you the best with a…
    Fuck you!
    Oo, oo, ooo

    Now baby, baby, baby, why d'you wanna wanna hurt me so bad?

    (so bad, so bad, so bad)
    I tried to tell my mamma but she told me
    this is one for your dad”
    (your dad, your dad, your dad)
    Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy? Uh!
    Whhhy lady? Oh! I love you oh!
    I still love you. Oooh![/quote]

    Han kör TV-spelsreferenser och rimmar orden Ferrari och Atari. Fantastiskt!”