Humor

  • Fantastiskt,  Humor

    Win!


    Skön Göteborgare: Se till att skynda på det här nu bara. Jag ska nämligen resa bort på söndag, och kommer inte hem förrän på onsdag.
    Kausti: Det ska jag absolut se till att göra
    Skön Göteborgare: Jag ska ju se Champions League matchen mellan Barcelona och Inter
    Kausti: :n Nu blir jag ju nästan lite avundsjuk
    Skön Göteborgare: Jag vet. Det var ju därför jag sa det

    Fan vilken skön snubbe :lol:

  • Humor,  Poker

    Haj gone fail



    November hittills: -1320 kr över 10 timmars spel

    Seat 3: roko (47.99)
    Seat 4: kausti (355.62)
    Seat 2: skithög (222.55)
    Seat 5: Pierreisch (57.41)
    roko posts the small blind of 0.50
    kausti posts the big blind of 1.00
    skithög is the button
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to kausti [Qd Qc]
    Pierreisch folds
    skithög raises 14.00
    roko folds
    kausti goes all-in with 355.62
    skithög goes all-in with 222.55
    *** FLOP *** [3c Ah 2s]
    *** TURN *** [3c Ah 2s] [4c]
    *** RIVER *** [3c Ah 2s 4c] [5d]
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 434.47 | Rake 11.13
    Board: [3c Ah 2s 4c 5d]
    skithög won (217.23), showed [Tc Td]
    roko won (0.00), mucks
    kausti won (217.23), showed [Qd Qc]
    Pierreisch won (0.00), mucks

    Seat 1: HeavyLoads (119.16)
    Seat 2: skithög (558.77)
    Seat 4: kausti (206.89)
    Seat 5: bh5514 (69.51)
    Seat 3: under_sun (138.89)
    skithög posts the small blind of 0.50
    under_sun posts the big blind of 1.00
    HeavyLoads is the button
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to kausti [Ah Tc]
    kausti raises 4.00
    bh5514 folds
    HeavyLoads folds
    skithög calls 4.00
    under_sun calls 4.00
    *** FLOP *** [Ad Kd Td]
    skithög checks
    under_sun checks
    kausti bets 10.00
    skithög folds
    under_sun calls 10.00
    *** TURN *** [Ad Kd Td] [Ac]
    under_sun checks
    kausti bets 23.00
    under_sun calls 23.00
    *** RIVER *** [Ad Kd Td Ac] [7d]
    under_sun checks
    kausti bets 64.00
    under_sun goes all-in with 101.89
    kausti calls 101.89
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 274.74 | Rake 7.04
    Board: [Ad Kd Td Ac 7d]
    kausti won (0.00), mucks
    HeavyLoads won (0.00), mucks
    skithög won (0.00), mucks
    under_sun won (274.74), showed [As Kh]
    bh5514 won (0.00), mucks

    Seat 2: Kocka (173.00)
    Seat 4: kausti (131.77)
    Seat 1: bettan 1 (33.18)
    Seat 3: DSAV (259.52)
    Seat 5: Julle (234.10)
    Kocka posts the big blind of 1.00
    bettan 1 posts the small blind of 0.50
    Julle is the button
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to kausti [5c 3s]
    DSAV calls 1.00
    kausti raises 6.00
    Julle calls 6.00
    bettan 1 folds
    Kocka calls 6.00
    DSAV calls 6.00
    *** FLOP *** [5s 9s 3h]
    Kocka bets 24.50
    DSAV folds
    kausti goes all-in with 125.77
    Julle folds
    Kocka calls 125.77
    *** TURN *** [5s 9s 3h] [Jd]
    *** RIVER *** [5s 9s 3h Jd] [6s]
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 269.14 | Rake 6.90
    Board: [5s 9s 3h Jd 6s]
    bettan 1 won (0.00), mucks
    Kocka won (269.14), showed [Jh 9h]
    DSAV won (0.00), mucks
    kausti won (0.00), showed [5c 3s]
    Julle won (0.00), mucks

    Seat 1: REBARINHO (93.44)
    Seat 3: stankan1 (266.47)
    Seat 5: kausti (124.30)
    Seat 2: Heartis (307.10)
    stankan1 posts the big blind of 1.00
    Heartis posts the small blind of 0.50
    REBARINHO is the button
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to kausti [Qs Qh]
    kausti raises 4.00
    REBARINHO raises 12.00
    Heartis folds
    stankan1 folds
    kausti raises 64.00
    REBARINHO goes all-in with 93.44
    kausti calls 93.44
    *** FLOP *** [5h Td 9d]
    *** TURN *** [5h Td 9d] [2s]
    *** RIVER *** [5h Td 9d 2s] [6s]
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 183.68 | Rake 4.70
    Board: [5h Td 9d 2s 6s]
    kausti won (0.00), mucks
    REBARINHO won (183.68), showed [9s 9c]
    Heartis won (0.00), mucks
    stankan1 won (0.00), mucks

    ^^ Seriöst, jag orkar inte ens bli tiltad nåmer nu. Det måste släppa snart. Får se om jag orkar lira nåmer under månaden [?]